In the midst of all this cancer stuff, I had to go in for my annual obgyn exam. My PA, Christie, asked me if I would allow a student from George Fox University to sit in on this exam. So, I told her that if this gal wanted to see me in all my exposed glory, then she deserved what she got.
As Christie was getting a sample from my cervix, she called the student over.
"Have you ever seen a cervix?"
"No, I haven't."
"Colleen, can she take a look?"
"Sure she can."
"Ok, this is what the cervix looks like."
"Wow, its just like the text book."
"Yes, it is. It's a text book cervix."
And so, another chapter in my life is written. Much like my nephew, Kevin, I have a text book cervix.
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Thanks heavens Kevin isn't the only one now!
Kevin has a cervix?
Does Lena know about this??
....wait a minute....?
Yes. Keving has a cervix. We are a circus family.
Does this mean that Kevin can take his turn in having the kids? I'm sure that Lena would be down with that!
Enough of this talk about your "fancy-smancy" cervix! How is your arm?
She won't want to type anything because it is killing her!!! owe owe owe, you'd think she has cancer or something!!! The Doc said that it should start feeling better in another week or two..... Who do we take the baseball bat to if it doesn't - that is what I want to know!!!
They didn't call us the "Fighting Nelsons" for nothin'!
(they didn't call us the Fighting Nelsons...we are all a bunch of wusses.)
Kevin has a cervix? I wonder if he also has a uterus, theoretically then he could carry our babies. But I dont think he's tough enough to deal with pregnancy and labor. Plus he's too hairy to breastfeed.Would make a fun stories for the kids though.
This is kevin. Psst...don't tell anyone. Isak was conceived asexually.
Ahhhh, these last two blogs are limerick-inspiring! Here are a few g-rated ones. : )
There once was a girl named Colleen,
who went for a normal pap screen.
The doctor took a look
and said it was like a book.
The most classic example she'd seen!
There once was a med-tech named Brent,
whose looks have been called heaven-sent.
He asked her to show it,
but wouldn't you know it?
She didn't understand what he meant!
Anyone else have any?
I'm so happy for your cervix! I went in for an exam once, and the doctor said my uterus felt wonderful. how nifty for us!
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